The Randy Romance Novelist blog tour!!

We're celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!

THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn

Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016

Romantic Comedy

Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
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Amazon: http://amzn.com/B01BDSLWNG
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BLURB:
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…

"It happened to me. I lost the big V, and I don't mean Virginia; she was still intact. No I lost my virginity...finally. I had sexual intercourse, I did the dirty, I performed the specials, I horizontally twerked it."

I think every reader has a go-to author for certain genres. For me, when I want funny, off the wall humor, Meghan Quinn is my go-to author. I have never read a Meghan Quinn book that I didn't love and The Randy Romance Novelist was no exception. 

Quinn draws us in immediately with Rosie and Henry's antics, "The Titanic" - that's all I'm saying, you'll all be trying it, trust me on this! We all know Rosie is a little crazy and that's why we loved her so much in the Virgin Romance Novelist, she didn't disappoint in this follow up sequel, she definitely brought crazy back and I was roaring with laughter. Poor sweet, sweet Henry, his love for Rosie know no bounds and he goes with her crazy flow all the way to sexy town. 

This book is full of witty one-liners, crazy ass best friends who make the story ridiculously funny, a penis-themed bachelorette party, a Kellan Kyle reference  "morning", a scorned ex and a psycho cat from hell. What more could you ask for?

4.5 stars

GIVEAWAY:

Signed Print copy and $15 Amazon Gift Card

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Purchase THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST HERE!

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00U9T8FUE

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Nook: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-virgin-roma…/1121344652

About the Author:

Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.

Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.

Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!

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